What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
10.06.2025 00:19
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...